Mad Libs
Radio Announcer: Thank you for tuning in today. We are here in Chicago to celebrate National Poetry Month. In just a moment, the nation’s poet laureate, Robert Pattinson, will read a poem about a penis. And here is Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson: Thank you, everyone. This is a very big poem I wrote about a penis.
An Ode to a penis
The penis is as big as a Yurtle the Turtle.
It reminds me of small gasps fucking.
O, the penis. O, the penis!
What do sexy people think when they see you for the first time?
Perhaps they know there are happy days ahead.
O, the penis. O, the penis!
For some, you are hairy, but for others, you are red.
If we are eating, we pause when we think of you.
May you always tried.
O, the penis. O, the penis!
The end.
Radio Announcer: On behalf of the poets, thank you for poking.
