October 2010
1 post
December 2009
4 posts
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Mad Libs
Radio Announcer: Thank you for tuning in today. We are here in Chicago to celebrate National Poetry Month. In just a moment, the nation’s poet laureate, Robert Pattinson, will read a poem about a penis. And here is Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson: Thank you, everyone. This is a very big poem I wrote about a penis.
An Ode to a penis
The penis is as big as a Yurtle the Turtle. It reminds...
How Shakespeare Gets Into My Pants
2nd Murderer: A light, a light!
3rd Murderer: 'Tis he.
1st Murderer: Stand to't.
Banquo: It will be rain tonight.
1st Murderer: Let it come down.
[They set upon Banquo]
Kayla: Oh, it'll come down all right...
November 2009
4 posts
It takes so much energy to talk to him
But when I can get it to be real, I learn a lot
He says he’s a kid, but he’s really an old man
And I love it
He makes no sense to others, but too much sense to me
He runs away from what I run toward, and it inspires me
I love him in ways I can’t understand
But he would run away from, as he runs from anything
The problem with running...
October 2009
7 posts
Try to tell me what I can't do! →
How to talk to a shy guy! →
I posted it for the sake of posting it! I’m glad you like it!
megglesmcnugget:
Did you post this for moi? I have an inkling that you did…if you did THANK YOU. If not. Oh well.
Would he be considered a shy guy though? *PONDERS*
(via ask-your-wife)
The Worst Way of All
I’ll never hold your hand
Or tell you that I love you
That stuff is not my way
No stuff is my way.
When you see me
loving him
You’ll never truly know why.
Neither will I.
I’ll love him for his smile, and for how he equals me.
He’ll never be greater than or less than.
We’ll be the same in our differences.
Things will be unsaid.
A lot of things
because the...
A Truth You've Been Denying
Yesterday I had a revelation,
surrounded by girls,
and girls.
I’m no different from them.
We’re all girls.
You’re a girl,
I’m a girl.
Why did I deny it before?
I can have that in common with so many people.
It is possible.
I’m just as much of a woman as the next girl. We’re all there.
There’s no point in denying it.
I’m a female.
...
September 2009
16 posts
My Dream of Last Night
I’m just gonna say the stuff that really matters.
In my dream, I was with the band. We were just going places in general. We took rafts on the street, where I was steering, and I was scared to death. We almost got hit a million times, and nobody even said anything.
So then we get to this place with a hot tub, and it’s really nice. I’m joking around with one of my friends, and I...
How to talk to a shy guy! →
Lmao.
Megan, you just refuse to let the Kanye thing go! Lmao. Just keep posting. I may die of laughter!
Social Networking Sites
You’ve gotta talk to him for anything to happen!!!
megglesmcnugget:
These social networking sites should bring myself and another certain someone together who became fucking sexy over the summer…just sayin. ;)
ask-your-wife:
Depending, they can be pretty awesome. Like in some ways, it brings people together. I’m on there, talking to some random people I’m normally too scared to talk...
My feelings?
Loud mouth, but quiet heart The inside is hidden by a fake mask Like an alien He just doesn’t quite fit. What’s wrong with standing out? It’s wrong because it’s blind. There’s nothing on the other side, no knowledge of what they are. How to be human? It’s still a mystery. Don’t you understand, that I don’t know? I’m trying, I am I’ll try...
Social Networking Sites
Depending, they can be pretty awesome. Like in some ways, it brings people together. I’m on there, talking to some random people I’m normally too scared to talk to. I even added Tim Motz on there, just to see if maybe I can hold conversations with him. That is, if I can get the balls to be, Idk, way strong, maybe intimidating. I know that’s not possible, but all I need is...
KAYLA
YES!!! Now it’s official! We’re going to see another midnight showing together!!! XD I’m bouncing in my seat!!!
megglesmcnugget:
I bought the NM tickets :)
Have you ever had one of those days?
Today, poor Mr. R burnt plastic into his hands and spilled a huge container of water on the floor. He embarassed himself in front of his class, and still managed to look simply adorable!
I gave Ms. Reed a very dirty look for absolutely no reason, and then I said a whole lot of shit I didn’t even want to say, just because that’s the effect smart and pretty girls have on me. For some...
Plan your funeral! →
Following up that quote...
What do I want to get out of life?
Live in a lovely home by the beach
Maybe not too lovely, maybe quirky,
but by the beach
Have a really fun cute job,
nothing too intense, but something I love to death
A family, starting with one kid, then two, then maybe quadruplets after that, just a whole lot of kids.
Before all that, a great college experience, where I study something I love
like...
“The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what...”
– Ben Stein
My Crush Develops...
I went to chemistry class just like always. Today I noticed just how extraordinarily awkward he is, and how that would be a key indicator that he’s an Aquarius. When he walks, it’s like Oh my god, I just wonder if he realizes how awkward his movements are. But what I really loved was when he moved his arms. He moves them so awkwardly, too. He put them above his head to make a heart,...
August 2009
28 posts
Love + Chemistry = HELL!
So I’m just getting worse and worse, more and more in love. It’s not quite fun when I’m walking to swim practice and I hear alllll these girls in his classroom, giggling and listening to loud music. I discovered that he likes country music. I like it too! I just love his shoes. They make me giggle. I’m trying to not be one of those annoying giggly girls. I figure if...
What do I love about life?
Everything! It’s a whole experience that’s just there for you to experience! Make wrong turns! Mess up! Cry! It’s just part of life! You’ll get better! You’ll feel great sometimes! Just have fun, because once it’s over it’s over! You’re only 16 and a half once! High school doesn’t last forever! Do everything you can! Enjoy it! Everything will...
FML!!!
*sigh* I don’t really like any of the people at Tinley now, except my few people I love to death:
-You, of course
-Bernadette
-Ryan Santos, my amazing Aquarius buddy
-Caleb, who, when he talks to me, makes me feel like an actual person
-Abby, who rarely ever talks to me, but will randomly come up with SOMETHING funny
-Devin, who never really talks to me, but we actually talk, and I like...
Crushing on a Teacher! Ooops!
Before I even know the guy, I looovvvve him. Now he’s actually my teacher! I freaking ALWAYS run into him in the hallways, and he’s taalllllll, and wears random colored shirts. It’s pretty freaking awesome. So every time I see him, I just want to stay there, keep seeing him, hearing his manly voice, you know? There’s just something about liking a teacher that’s...
FML!!!
Aiii! If you go to LincolnWay, I can promise you I’ll become one of those total loners who never talks and you just wonder about, then one day they’re gone, and you have no clue what happened until you start hearing about suicide. But that’s just an extreme, I may make it through it. I doubt it though. I don’t get to talk to anyone really. It’s me, me, me, and maybe a...
FML!!!
School, yes school. Having the only person in high school who can make you feel better being in only ONE class makes it hard. Then, having a crush on a teacher kinda helps, because you’ll really listen and think. By the end of the day, after all the sitting right next to bitches, very cliquey girls, and Stephanie, I really truly wanted to smash someone’s head in. I was extraordinarily...
By God, I'm in love with a man older than my...
Me and Steve Carell’s compatibility.
Name: Steve Carell | Sign: Leo | Fame: Actor
Birth date: 8/16/1962 | Birth place: Concord, MA
Just Friends
Opposites attract! Your originality catches his attention, and when you show off your creative genius it makes him want yours. He is confident to your daring, a generous heart to your altruistic spirit: You see the best in him while encouraging...
Living Social FUN!
One of the new things you can choose under Generals is DANCE WITH MISTER BROWN! Anything you want to choose, you can choose to do with Mr. Brown now!